3. “Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

    (Source: thepretendr, via crystallized-teardrops)

  4. zealouscorgi:


    My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

    look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

    (Source: darkpatriotism, via xoxochelaaa)

  5. Photographer unknown, 1950s

    the one on the left hello

    so hot im actually crying

    Oh god, feeling weezy

    why dont boys look like this anymore wtf

    yes omg ^

    why did we go from this to baggy pants and snap backs?

    (Source: aubade, via obnoxious-voodoochild)


  6. "I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text"

  7. "I can’t want you anymore. It’s killing me."
    — Anonymous (via blonde-buddha)

    (Source: the-taintedtruth, via thestoryyouneverknew)


  8. "You wrecked me and
    I apologized."
    — Never again. (via bridgetoteranarnia)

    (via universul)


  9. unconvenience:

    Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

    (via mermaid-ash)


  10. coryy:

    My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks.

    (via mermaid-ash)


  11. deucebowl:

    she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

    (via hyrulepoop)


  12. "If they respect you, respect them. If they disrespect you, still respect them. Do not allow the actions of others to decrease your good manners, because you represent yourself, not others."
    — Mohammad Zeyara (via ohlovequotes)

    (Source: quranicquotes, via mermaid-ash)


  15. fraek:

    do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

    (Source: thotbots, via hyrulepoop)